{"id":93,"date":"2005-04-21T00:21:03","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T05:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sovogo.com\/2005\/04\/21\/happy-as-a-clam-with-an-iq-to-match\/"},"modified":"2005-04-21T00:21:03","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T05:21:03","slug":"happy-as-a-clam-with-an-iq-to-match","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"happy as a clam, with an IQ to match"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> John Dvorak&#8217;s latest article, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pcmag.com\/article2\/0,1759,1787713,00.asp\">The Dumbing Down of America<\/a>, explains why I wear t-shirts containing phrases such as &#8220;No I will not fix your computer&#8221; and &#8220;I see dumb people&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Dvorak&#8217;s latest article, The Dumbing Down of America, explains why I wear t-shirts containing phrases such as &#8220;No I will not fix your computer&#8221; and &#8220;I see dumb people&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dylanschiemann.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}